hip hop hooray, in a catholic way

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

everets:

Me
fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
me: what are we

So frustrated with shitty doctors not giving a shit unless they can tell what’s wrong immediately. I just want to get on with my life i’m sick having arguments with doctors i just don’t have the energy for it. I’m sick of being sick all the time. I want to be able to actually do things and plan ahead instead of wondering “hmm how exhausted will i be” “should i bother organising anything when i’ll probably end up cancelling last minute again”

Told me he doesn’t know what’s wrong with me so i should call my specialist in Dublin and see about getting admitted for tests. Did that, then they ring back after speaking to him that he can apparently “manage my care” until then even though he hasn’t a fucking notion so i’m just stuck waiting for an appointment on the 30th of November where i know nothing will happen.

Why are GPs so fucking useless

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

lady gaga: i hate feminist
white feminist: wow such a feminist Icon!
Joan River: i hate feminist
white feminist: wow RIP joan. such a feminist Icon
Beyonce: Im a feminist
white feminist: whore. why did you name your concert after you HUSBAND hhhmmmm? leak your address
 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.